I can't wait till...

I can't wait till the kids are older because

no more diapers

I won't have to make all their meals

no more morning sickness

no more carseats

no more Dora and Diego

no more fighting them to get their clothes on

no more toothbrush wars

no more crying at night

then I'll have to worry about

boyfriends/girlfriends

I'll never feel a baby inside me

they will drive and worry me

they'll want to watch questionable shows

they'll want to wear immodest clothes

they will lie and way they brushed their teeth but didn't

I think I'm in the best time of my life. Everyone tells me that "It'll get better". I don't know what could be better then this. We have our hard times but I get to color, play games, watch tv, take naps, eat snacks and snuggle all day!